A schizophrenic method is a method that is begging to be split into two. It has a lot of if statements, but closer inspection reveals that most of the ifs can be eliminated by splitting the method into two. It may take some effort to unravel the two cases from the hodgepodge of ifs on various variables, but it's beautiful if you can do it.
I'm a software engineering consultant. This means I can help your company with your software engineering needs:
providing temporary manpower for short-staffed software projects
helping new software projects get off to a good architectural start
improving the performance and reliability of old, legacy software systems
doing an important investigation or small project that you've always wanted to do but haven't had time for
Since 1999, I have done software engineering projects for the Canadian government, for Silicon Valley startups, and for established Bay Area companies, for small companies and medium-sized companies, for successful commercial projects and open-source projects.
Currently accepting small projects. If you have one, email or call me.